Score: 10

"I've been playing Professor Layton lately..."

submission: Professor Fucking Layton

date: October 7, 2009

...and this is pretty much exactly what I think while I'm playing. Except you didn't make any jokes about him being some kind of paedophile towards that stupid kid. It's like, you're supposed to be out looking for a murderer, preferably before he kills again, why the fuck are you wasting time doing stupid puzzles every 2 minutes? Like I said, you pretty much nailed it.
Animation was top notch, the really gritty style was great (the cuteness of the PL games pisses me off no end) voice acting was really good and fit well with the style and the parallels with the game were fucking funny.
Please do make a sequel, I'll be looking out for it.

Score: 9

"I liked the social commentary."

submission: The Facebook Problem

date: October 7, 2009

Sadly I know people who are stupid enough to actually do something like that. Which is one of the main reasons why I don't have an account for any of the social networking sites. Also I like the really simple drawing style and the selective colouring. All in all a great movie and loads of humour, both blatant and subtle. Good work!

Score: 9

"I enjoyed this a lot!"

submission: Facebook Twitter

date: October 7, 2009

I thought this was really, really good. The animation, characters, voice acting humour, themes and social commentary are all exceptionally well done and the music fits perfectly. I guess that's to be expected from JohnnyUtah. I've been meaning to watch this for months now and I'm glad I finally got round to it.
Personally I don't have a facebook or twitter (or any other social networking crap) account but I see a lot of parallels with Draconius to some of the stupid people I know who are obsessed with their facebook and myspace pages. Honestly, it would be satisfying to see them forced to impale themselves, stupid bastards...

Score: 9

"Maybe I'm being too generous..."

submission: John McCain Says No

date: November 9, 2008

...but I thought that was pretty damn funny. Maybe it's cos its 3:40am. Maybe it's cos I've drunk more tequila than was necessary. Maybe it's just cos I hate republicans so damn much. Whatever the reason, that cracked me the fuck up! Make another one specifically for that caribou hunting whore Sarah Palin and I'll vote 5 on it every day for the rest of my life.

Score: 1

"is this serious??"

submission: My Tribute to K0rkz

date: July 7, 2008

ive never heard of K0rkz or seen any of these movies that a lot of you are calling spam so i guess i have an unbiased view on this.
to be honest i think that as a tribute to somebody who has died, this video is a pisstake. if i died and one of my friends made a video like this i would be fucking pissed off with them.
also its interesting how all the people who gave low ratings and seem happy this guy is gone have been rated as useless reviews and all the people who gave high ratings and offer condolences have been rated as useful reviews.
theres something funny going on here...

Score: 10

"Great cartoon, I even saw it on TV!!!!"

submission: Balthor's Tales From Hell

date: July 2, 2008

Wow I mustve first seen this 6 or 7 years ago. I was reminded of it recently when I saw it on TV back in England. Theres a channel called Sushi TV where people send in videos and they air them back to back for hours. Pretty cool to see this on TV. Awesome cartoon by the way!!!

Score: 10

"hey...hey...hey...hey man..."

submission: Curious Crackhead- Area51

date: June 4, 2008

the whole concept of Curious Crackhead is just so funny it makes me wanna piss myself

Score: 10

"episode 3 please!!!"

submission: ELD02: Zack Fisher

date: June 4, 2008

this has fast become one of my favorite cartoons on NG. it would be fucking hillarious even if he didnt have a penis for a head.
also i thought it was funny how Zack Fisher started off looking like a 70/80s tennis player and 20 years later looked scarily like Devin Townsend.
bring on more episodes!!!

Score: 10

"that was awesome!"

submission: ELD: "Male Bonding"

date: June 4, 2008

made me laugh in so many places. how did i know he was gonna get his "head" into that rock somehow. i bet my dad would be cooler if he had a dick for a head...

Score: 10

"ok so i guess it's official..."

submission: Everyone Loves Dick Ep01

date: June 4, 2008

...I love Dick! damn and I always thought it was just gays, women and serial masturbators who say that. guess you learn something every day huh?